BoxJam: You know what's interesting about the Gil Thorp website ( Most of the regulars there just bash on Gil Thorp, endlessly.

Computer Screen: Why I dislike Gil #2,412

BoxJam: I try to defend Gil, but it's like he's trapped in his site getting burned at the stake in a fire fueled by a couple dozen bashers.

BoxJam: Sometimes I find myself without a defense. Why is the first baseman so out of position? Do they think we won't notice?