[guy with sideburns points at Mark Trail]
BoxJam: You know what would make an excellent "Mark Trail"? Some guy with sideburns says, "Hey, Trail, the works of 'Shakespeare' were written by the Earl of Oxford."
Mark Trail: What th'!?
[foreground bird, with small silhouette of Mark Trail punching sideburns guy]
BoxJam: Mark decks the guy with one punch.
[Mark Trail and Rusty stand with maybe guns, maybe fishing poles]
BoxJam: After cops take the guy away, Mark and Rusty go fishing or hunting or something.
[portrait of Jack Elrod]
BoxJam: Jack Elrod RULES.