[[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam sit at a table with a Scrabble board]]
BoxJam: The Mrs. and I used to play Scrabble all the time. We were GOOD.
Ms. BoxJam: Crane? Crania? Carnie?
BoxJam: Peruse? Usurp? Press? Recesses?
[[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam with Boggle game]]
BoxJam: Now we have kids. We believe Boggle was invented for Scrabble lovers whose attention spans are gone.
Ms. BoxJam: Tip Pit Bit Bits
BoxJam: Tar Rat Tam ?r ?rs
[[Portrait of Shakespeare]]
Educational Note: Shakespeare made up words when he wanted. Because he was Shakespeare, they became real words. Nobody ever beat him in Scrabble.