[[portrait of Albert Einstein]]
Narration: Albert Einstein said that time was an illusion, no matter how persistent.
[[BoxJam holds a screaming 'Mina while Little BoxJam shoots a hockey puck off BoxJam's head]]
'Mina: AAAA! AAAAA! AAAA!
Narration: Ms. BoxJam is 3 hours late, but it's an illusion. It's an illusion. IT'S AN ILLUSION.