BoxJam Narration: Ms. BoxJam asked me to securely attach the chains on the ceiling fan. No problem.

[[closeup of chain]]

BoxJam Narration: It's a chain like on key chains, and the crimping piece keeps letting go.

BoxJam Narration: Might take a couple of tries, of course.

[[BoxJam angrily crushing a smoldering hunk of, presumably, ceilling fan chain]]

BoxJam Narration: A man's most important tool isn't his hammer. And it's not his brain, either. It's the vice-grips. Any widgets that won't cooperate can be crushed into submission.

BoxJam signature: DON'T MESS WITH ME