[[A man in a cowboy hat with a drink sits in a Cheers bar. A bottle of Pantene, Ms. BoxJam looking at a Fudgsicle while BoxJam glares, and the video case of Robin Hood.]]

BoxJam Voiceover: Some things that shouldn't bother me, but they do: 1. "Cheers" bars in airports 2. Guys in cowboy hats in airport. 3. Guys drinking beer in the early morning in airports 4. The fact that the hair-care product line is called "Pantene" 4. The fact that my wife says "fudge-sickle" and "fudgical" 6. The fact that Mel Brooks is still allowed to make movies.