BOXJAM: WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOXJAM, I WANDERED THE NEIGHBORHOOD FREELY.

[[Young BoxJam winces in pain.]]

BOXJAM: ONCE I DROPPED A BIG ROCK ON MY TOE THAT MADE MY TOENAIL FALL OFF. ANOTHER TIME A BEE BIT MY TONGUE.

[[Young BoxJam is being wailed on.]]

BOXJAM: AT HOME, MY BIG BROTHER BEAT ME UP A LOT.

[[Current BoxJam stares at us.]]

BOXJAM: I SHOULD BE A BITTER MAN. BUT, YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M JUST TOO TIRED.