Billboard: Exit 30 Creape Inn

BoxJam: That sounds nice - let's stop there...

BoxJam: H'lo. We're looking for a room...

Manager: Of the 7 brothers and sisters who grew up in this house, the ghosts of 6 have been seen.

BoxJam: So, how much for a double?

Manager: I'm the seventh.

Caption: My wife says I don't always listen carefully.