[[Two amoeba-esque ghosts float around BoxJam and his family, who are hiding behind him. A bed and small bureau are apparently suspended in midair by the ghosts. BoxJam shakes his fist at the ghosts ]]
BoxJam : Whoever you are, leave my family alone!
[[The bed and bureau are back on the ground, and BoxJam has likewise lowered his arm. The ghosts do not appear from this point on. ]]
Ghosts : You cheated our father out of his huge Michigan estate
BoxJam: What?
[[ BoxJam gestures broadly. ]]
BoxJam: I was born in Alabama! I've spent maybe like 4 days EVER in Michigan!
Ghosts: Really?
BoxJam: Yes!
[[BoxJam and spouse are now in bed. ]]
BoxJam: Huh...