BoxJam: So I got her a brain at brains4zombies.com

Mallethead: Brains4zombies!? That's a spoof, you moron! You can't really order brains there!

BoxJam: Really!?

Mallethead: Yeah -- it's just a joke! Get a clue!

BoxJam: Hi -- I need to return something, but I lost the box it came in . . .