[[Little BoxJam is on stage with a bunch of other kids]]
Some kid: The shepherds were scared, but the angels said there's no cause
Little BoxJam: Go into town, and there you will find, in a barn, a newborn wrapped in muumuu rags.
Some other kid: 'Tis Christ the Lord. Rejoice!
[[A nativity scene with birds, a manger, a Christmas tree, and snow]]
[[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam in the audience]]
Ms. BoxJam: It's snowing in the barn? Where's the realism?
BoxJam: People who live in glass houses, dear...