Some kid: The shepherds were scared, but the angels said there's no cause

Little BoxJam: Go into town, and there you will find, in a barn, a newborn wrapped in muumuu rags.

Some other kid: 'Tis Christ the Lord. Rejoice!

[[A nativity scene with birds, a manger, a Christmas tree, and snow]]

[[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam in the audience]]

Ms. BoxJam: It's snowing in the barn? Where's the realism?

BoxJam: People who live in glass houses, dear...