BoxJam: Hmm...

Ms. BoxJam: Your move...

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BoxJam: I've never really known what they are - is that double-speak for curtains?

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BoxJam: Whatever you think.

Ms. BoxJam: Can't you even try to care about this?

BoxJam: Well, they're window treatments! I never think about them!

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BoxJam: New ones would be too expensive.

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BoxJam: No.

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BoxJam: Yes?

Ms. BoxJam: Are you patronizing me!?

[[Ms. BoxJam glares at BoxJam and burns a hole right through his head.]]