Poster: The Death-Defying BoxJam-mo! " his Beautiful Sidekick

[[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam appear with their sleeves rolled up - BoxJam has a bowtie, cape, tophat, and wand]]

BoxJam: Ask me any question.

Ms. BoxJam: Do you ever think about old girlfriends?

BoxJam: If I say 'no' you'll accuse me of lying.

Ms. BoxJam: Of course.

BoxJam: But if I say 'yes'...

Ms. BoxJam: ...You're doomed.

BoxJam: So which is it?

Ms. BoxJam: You tell me.

BoxJam: I don't know.

Ms. BoxJam: You don't KNOW?

BoxJam: I don't know.

Ms. BoxJam: Look, if you think Schroedinger's cat is going to save you...

BoxJam: No, literally, I don't know.

Ms. BoxJam: How could that be.

BoxJam: You know me better than I do you've said so yourself, yes?

Ms. BoxJam: Well...

BoxJam: Yes?

Ms. BoxJam: Yes.

BoxJam: Yes?

Ms. BoxJam: Yes.

BoxJam: Yes. You have so captivated me that I am unaware of my own thoughts. I cannot know my mind anymore. It is yours. Do I ever think about old girlfriends?

Ms. BoxJam: No.

[[BoxJam takes a bow as Ms. BoxJam claps]]

Ms. BoxJam: If you think that was cheesy, transporting people is just done with twins!