BoxJam: Sometimes the most obnoxious, immature things make me happy.
BoxJam (to Ms. BoxJam): How's my professoress? You know, a web-page designress has that same attache! I think the technical writress does, too. Must be a chick thing.
[[BoxJam has a laser hole through his head]]
BoxJam: My wife, for whatever reason, is not the same way.