Voice 1: Well, we made it. I can't believe you and I are getting to fly away for a weekend alone!

Voice 2: Yeah, it was really nice of your mom to take the kids.

Voice 1: Just you and me. Time to focus on each other. Can't you just feel your blood pressure dropping?

Voice 2: Uh-huh.

[[Pause.]]

Voice 2 (Thinking): Why are airports always full of babes?