[[a completely different, more realistic, drawing style. BoxJam is sitting outside in a chair drinking a beer with a crying penguin on a leash]]

Note: Little BoxJam is filling in for me today -

Little BoxJam: Father, I respect and honor you; however, Mother tells me it is inappropriate to bring furniture onto the lawn, wear a bathrobe outside, or abuse harmless penguins.

BoxJam: It's a muumuu. Everyone hates penguins. Leave me alone.