[[Mallethead and BoxJam at a bar]]

BoxJam: But, of course, the whole story is ripped off from the story of the Christ.

Mallethead: RIPPED OFF FROM THE GOSPELS!? YOU'RE NUTS!

BoxJam (list): He was a threat to those in power ~ He had a small band of followers ~ He was persecuted ~ He died ~ He came back to life ~ He left again, but promised to come back again "someday"

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Mallethead: SO, UH, YOU TAKE "FROSTY THE SNOWMAN" PRETTY SERIOUSLY.

BoxJam: Yep.