Ms. BoxJam: My mom listened to all those old radio shows growing up - se says you have to use your imagination to enjoy them.

Ms. BoxJam: While you're listening, try to picture what's really going on...

Radio Voice 1: Welcome to another hilarious episode of "Jiggsy's Tavern!"

Radio Voice 2: Hey, shiftless ethnic guy - your tab is $300! Pay up!

Radio Voice 3: I no canna pay righ' now!

Radio Voice 2: OK, then...

<<*SLAP!*>>

Radio Voice 3: Owwwooo!

[[Ms. BoxJam pictures two actors standing next to a mike reading the lines in a studio. BoxJam pictures Ms. BoxJam and him exactly where they are, listening to the show.]]