Ms. BoxJam: So you and Bitsy dated for a while - did you guys ever DO anything?
BoxJam: Well, ah... you know...
Ms. BoxJam: You did do something! I knew it! Did you get to 3rd base?
Ms. BoxJam: Oh, come on. There's nothing wrong! 2nd base is a given - did you get to 3rd?
Ms. BoxJam: What?
BoxJam: I've never known what 3rd base is.