BoxJam: hmm... nigh'-nigh' books. What's your pleasure, 'Mina? Dr. Seuss? Shel Silverstein? Timonthy Leary?
Ms. BoxJam: I know you're joking, but I need to hear you say you know Leary didn't write kids' books!
BoxJam: Well of course not! Duh!
Ms. BoxJam: Thank you.
Later...
BoxJam: I hate my parents