BoxJam: ...AND THEY'RE SAYING THAT "BOXJAM' IS AN OBVIOUS PSEUDONYM.

Ms. BoxJam: GOOD LORD -- WHO DO THE THINK IS WRITING THIS?

BoxJam: THE EARL OF OXFORD.

Ms. BoxJam: BAH!

BoxJam: THEY POINT OUT WHAT AN EXPERT BOXJAM IS IN RHETORIC, POINTS OF LAW, ALCHEMY, MELNOKKI CULTURE, MEDICINE, PENGUIN ANATOMY...

Ms. BoxJam: YOUR SCREW THAT ALL UP ROYALLY!

BoxJam: WELL, EXACTLY.

Ms. BoxJam: TO FLOG OR NOT TO FLOG...