[[A BoxJam wearing a beret and a 'Waldo' striped muumuu]]
Caption: Once there was a Frenchman who kept a pile of rocks.
Caption: They were nice rocks and the Frenchman felt a deep affection for them.
[[The BoxJam in a muumuu is joined by another, female, BoxJam]]
Caption: The young Frenchman fell in love with a beautiful maiden, who HATED the rocks.
Caption: She promised, however, that she would never make him get rid of anything important to him.
[[The maiden is shrugging to the BoxJam]]
Caption: Nevertheless, one day the pile of rocks was GONE. Nobody seemed to know what had happened.
[[Reveal: BoxJam is telling Little BoxJam a bedtime story - Ms. BoxJam has interrupted]]
Ms. BoxJam: Oh, good grief! It was just some comic books!
BoxJam: "It was just a pile of rocks!" she said. "Get over it!"