BoxJam: There's a new store at the mall -- they sell all kinds of Christian-related products.

Ms. BoxJam: A whole store?

BoxJam: Yeah -- WWJD bracelets, Jesus t-shirts, Christian rock CD's, novelizations of the end times . . .

Ms. BoxJam: Is it doing well?

BoxJam: Oh yeah -- the owner said he's making tons of money!

Ms. BoxJam: Let me guess -- "The Jesus and Mary Chain"?

BoxJam: "Christploitation," actually.

Ms. BoxJam: At least he's honest about it . . .