BoxJam: There's a new store at the mall -- they sell all kinds of Christian-related products.
Ms. BoxJam: A whole store?
BoxJam: Yeah -- WWJD bracelets, Jesus t-shirts, Christian rock CD's, novelizations of the end times . . .
Ms. BoxJam: Is it doing well?
BoxJam: Oh yeah -- the owner said he's making tons of money!
Ms. BoxJam: Let me guess -- "The Jesus and Mary Chain"?
BoxJam: "Christploitation," actually.
Ms. BoxJam: At least he's honest about it . . .