Ms. BoxJam: So they offered one free pickup and delivery of muumuus. And, you know, I expected to get a hard sell after that.

Ms. BoxJam: I mean, free samples have a price, right? They get you to try it, then try to guilt you into buying.

Ms. BoxJam: But this is ridiculous! They SHOW UP, nearly every day, ringing the doorbell - "What muumuus can we take today?"

Ms. BoxJam: Well? Don't you have any opinion about this?

BoxJam: I was waiting until you had explained why it's my fault.

[[BoxJam has laser hole in torso]]

BoxJam: That WAS just dumb ...