BoxJam: Little BoxJa asked me to do a triathlon against him.

BoxJam: He said it was your idea - to give us guys a chance to have some time together - biking, running, skating...

BoxJam: Well, it was a chance for me to feel old, experience multiple injuries, and see how inferior my abilities are compared to a child's.

BoxJam: How DOES my vanquished spirit taste, dearest?

Ms. BoxJam: Mealy. And your pride?