Title: The BoxJam Opera
[[BoxJam holds a spear. Ms. BoxJam holds a shield and spear. They and Little BoxJam stand in front of a mountain prop.]]
BoxJam: My love for you is undying! I will go up the mountain and fight the monster!
Ms. BoxJam: Sounds good! Protect us here below!
Little BoxJam: Be careful, father!
[[BoxJam is partway up the mountain.]]
BoxJam: It is cold up here, and I fear for my life! I should have sent Mallethead in my stead!
Ms. BoxJam: Yes, yes, cold - I hear something stir! Now go slay it!
Little BoxJam: Bring me back something cool!
[['Mina appears at the mountaintop with horns and a blanket. Lightning strikes.]]
BoxJam: Aaahh! Great Max Horvath, I am beaten!
'Mina: Yoi yoi yoi! Yoi yoi yoi! Die at my awakening!
Ms. BoxJam: It is worse than I feared! I will try to befriend the monster!
[[BoxJam lies dead. 'Mina descends on wires. Ms. BoxJam and Little BoxJam hit the deck.]]
'Mina: Rowrr! Yoi yoi!
Ms. BoxJam: Get down, protect yourself!
[['Mina stands in front of the now descended curtain. Under the curtain, Ms. BoxJam and Little BoxJam lie dead.]]
'Mina: Great is my wrath! Tremble in its presence! Pray for a swift death at my hands! G'night!