Cap'n BoxJam's Optical Illusions!
Catpion: Double Vision!
Ms. BoxJam: Which muumuu looks better, honestly?
A: No. Honestly. Try again.
Caption: Puzzle from the South Pacific!
Ms. BoxJam: Which rattan thing would look better in the living room by the "Preacher's Lamp"?
A: If you're not going to take this seriously, why are we even here?
Caption: Avast, Ya Swab!
Ms. BoxJam: Look at this sink. What needs cleaning? Where?
A: Oh, come now. How could you, an adult, seriously not know that?
Caption: Line Time!
Ms. BoxJam: Which line is longer, 'A' or 'B'?
A: They're exactly the same size. Why haven't you taken out the trash yet? It's been sitting there for an hour! Take it out!