TV: Let's stay in tonight. Don't you wanta to go to the ball? You got this special outfit, with tiara, just for tonight!

TV: I know... but I just want to stay here at the dream house - if

you get what I mean. Oh, I know. I'm thinking a nice candle lit dinner, chamagne with strawberries...

TV: No. No dinner. No champagne. No distractions. Whaaa...?

BoxJam: A. Ken is such a wuss.

B. Barbie commercials have gotten out of hand.