[[a sign reads "BoxJam is being shown various Sweetest Day visions by...oh, hell, go look at Monday's doodle." yet-to-come is showing BoxJam around]]

BoxJam: Spectre, I fear you more than the others...what horrible shadows will you show me of Sweetest Days yet-to-come?

[[Yet-to-come shows BoxJam a row of Nazis marching]]

BoxJam: Nazis!? If I don't celebrate Sweetest Day, the Nazis would have won WWII? Not only won, but taken over the U.S., and continued a military occupation through today, without ever updating their uniforms?!

BoxJam: Are you putting me on?