[[BoxJam springs up in bed]]
[[BoxJam jumps out of bed]]
[[BoxJam opens a window and yells out]]
BoxJam: You there! Boy! Oh, little Itch! Tell me, Itch, what day is it today?
Boy: Why, suh, y'must be dahft! it's Sweetest Day, by my right!
[[Ms. BoxJam, yawning, comes over to BoxJam at the window]]
BoxJam: Here's twenty ducats! Go buy the biggest card hanging in the Hallmark shop window!
Ms. BoxJam: What are you on about?
BoxJam: It's Sweetest Day, love!
Ms. BoxJam: You're just buying my present now?!
BoxJam: 3 ghosts visited me last night, and...
Ms. BoxJam: Stick to the point! Did you just ask that kid Itch to cover you by buying my present now?
BoxJam: Well, sort of, but...
Ms. BoxJam: Well don't I feel just wonderful? *sniff* *sniff*
Little BoxJam: Did you make Mommy cry?
[[Itch comes in with a huge heart shaped card, Little BoxJam is beating up BoxJam, Ms. BoxJam is crying and BoxJamina is crying]]
Itch: Here's yah card, Mistah BoxJam!
BoxJam: Uh, thanks, Itch.
Little BoxJam: I hate you!
Narrator: "And it was said from that day onward, that BoxJam always carried the joy of Sweetest Day in his heart, all through the year. If, by "joy", you mean "guilt."