Ms. BoxJam: What's the matter?

BoxJam: I think the holiday onslaught has me down...

Ms. BoxJam: Holiday blues, eh? Remember "It's a Wonderful Life"?

BoxJam: Yeah...

Ms. BoxJam: Remember how Jimmy Stewart helped all those people?

BoxJam: Uh-huh...

Ms. BoxJam: His brother would've died! The pharmacist would've been on the street! Uncle Billy would be in a mental hospital!

BoxJam: Right...

Ms. BoxJam: You see what I'm saying? He helped all those people! The whole town would have gone to hell without him!

BoxJam: Oh yeah! At least I'm not as incompetent as all those losers!