BoxJam: Hey gang! I got our Christmas tree!
Ms. BoxJam/Little BoxJam/'Mina: HA HA! You blockhead! That's a terrible tree! You can't even tell a good tree from a poor one! HA HA HA HA HA
BoxJam: Not so! This tree has an inner beauty that a little love will bring out! Little BoxJam, get the decorations! 'Mina, wrap you blanket tenderly around its base!
BoxJam: After all, Christmas isn't about ostentatious displays and gross commercialism. It's about how love can change the world.
BoxJam: There! Whaddya think?
Little BoxJam: Wow! Great tree dad!
BoxJam (singing): Hark the herald angels sing...
Little BoxJam (whispering): (Man - is that he worst tree you've ever seen?)
Ms. BoxJam (whispering): (Yes - shh!)