Ghost: Pssst... Hey buddy - are you BoxJam?

BoxJam: Uhhh...

Ghost: You can really help us out - a lot of this is tied to you... Have you made a lot of money? Have you changed the world? Do people look up to you? Do you receive respect wherever you go?

Ghost: Has anybody ever chosen you as a guy to base their life on? Oh... Here's a concrete one! Are you making a living at cartooning?

BoxJam: I... I'd have to say 'no' to all that stuff... Why?

Ghost: All those are signs of the end of the world... Hey everyone! Flip your pillows and settle in! It's still a ways off!

BoxJam: Should I be more humiliated, relieved, or just disturbed?