BoxJam: If you were to ask me to change one thing, what would it be?

Ms. BoxJam: Oh, I don't know... Maybe your self-hatred...

BoxJam: Really.

Ms. BoxJam: Yeah. Or, maybe your slovenliness. Or your tendency to procrastinate.

BoxJam: Huh.

Ms. BoxJam: No - I know! Your knack for setting up conflicts you then systematically avoid!