[[BoxJam is at a supermarket checkout, with an militantly optimistic person in line behind him]]
Militantly Optimistic Person (MOP): Hey, friend, you look sad!
MOP: Be happy, pal! Life is good! Don't sweat the small stuff!
MOP: The world's your oyster, right? C'mon, cheer up! Lemmee see a smile!
BoxJam: I'm not sad.
[[BoxJam walks off with his groceries. MOP looks mad]]
MOP (thinking): Jerk.