Militantly Optimistic Person (MOP): Hey, friend, you look sad!

BoxJam: Uh...

MOP: Be happy, pal! Life is good! Don't sweat the small stuff!

MOP: The world's your oyster, right? C'mon, cheer up! Lemmee see a smile!

BoxJam: I'm not sad.

[[BoxJam walks off with his groceries. MOP looks mad]]

MOP (thinking): Jerk.