[[Ms. BoxJam holds a present; BoxJam an easel]]

Ms. BoxJam: Happy Frugality Day! I got you a CD player!

BoxJam: Happy Frugality Day! I sold all my CDs so I could get you this easel!

[[Ms. BoxJam looks crestfallen]]

Ms. BoxJam: I sold all my paints and brushes. I could get you a book...

BoxJam: I sold our lamps. I could get you some earrings...

Ms. BoxJam: I sold my piercings. Maybe we should just return this stuff...

BoxJam: I sold the receipts. Oh, and the car.