[[Ms. BoxJam and BoxJam are reading]]

Ms. BoxJam: This says that liking some losers is fine, but liking them BECAUSE they're losers is unhealthy.

BoxJam: Huh. You say that as though it has some relevance to me.

Ms. BoxJam: Well, who's your favorite baseball team?

BoxJam: The Cubs.

Ms. BoxJam: Football team? Hockey team? Basketball team?

BoxJam: Saints. Capitals. Generals.


Ms. BoxJam: The Generals who play the HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS!?

BoxJam: Timothy Blauhorn is way under-rated.