[[Ms. BoxJam and BoxJam are reading]]
Ms. BoxJam: This says that liking some losers is fine, but liking them BECAUSE they're losers is unhealthy.
BoxJam: Huh. You say that as though it has some relevance to me.
Ms. BoxJam: Well, who's your favorite baseball team?
BoxJam: The Cubs.
Ms. BoxJam: Football team? Hockey team? Basketball team?
BoxJam: Saints. Capitals. Generals.
Ms. BoxJam: The Generals who play the HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS!?
BoxJam: Timothy Blauhorn is way under-rated.