BoxJam: You know how sitcoms'll have cute little kids on them?

Ms. BoxJam: Yeah...

BoxJam: And you know how, if the show lasts a few seasons, the kid outgrows his or her cuteness?

Ms. BoxJam: Yeah...

BoxJam: And you know how, even though the kid's a bad actor, they feel obligated to have an episode or two a season about that kid?

Ms. BoxJam: Sure...

BoxJam: And how, invariably, even though they've never mentioned it before and never will again, one show will be about the kid being in a band?

Ms. BoxJam: Mmm-hmm...

[[Ms. BoxJam's cat's cradle is getting more tangled]]

BoxJam: And you know how, they'll have a scene with the band playing, with a couple of fans trying to suggest a crowd?

Ms. BoxJam: Uh-huh...

BoxJam: And you know how the band sounds totally soulless?

Ms. BoxJam: Yep.

[[Ms. BoxJam has bound her wrists together]]

BoxJam: Man, that's the best...