Ms. BoxJam's Journal: February 16 - The chimpanzees have undergone a transformation of late that I cannot explain...

Ms. BoxJam's Journal: Once independent and noble, the tribe has grown lazy, turgid, and, if I may anthropomorphize a bit, downright silly...

[[Ms. BoxJam contemplates, pen to mouth]]

Ms. BoxJam's Journal: But why? Is it our very study? Could our expedition into Kenya, to observe, be changing the observed, like the proverbial thermometer in the beaker? Sadly, I fear I know the answer...

[[BoxJam appears behind Ms. BoxJam, holding a beer, with a chimpanzee dressed in army fatigues and holding his nose]]

BoxJam: Hey honey! I taught General Chimps-kopf how to dance "The Swim!"

Ms. BoxJam's Journal: ...and I understand why Jane Goodall never got married...

{{Note - Napoleon (artist of the strip "Snail Dust") told me Jane Goodall did in fact get married. Oh well}}