BoxJam: The sink broke.

Ms. BoxJam: How could a sink "break"?

BoxJam: I don't know. Sometimes I think this house was built on an old Chippewa burial ground...

Ms. BoxJam: That's your excuse for everything! Milk went bad. "Old Chippewa burial ground." Table exploded. "Old Chippewa burial ground." TV sucked the kids into another dimension. "Old Chippewa burial ground."

BoxJam: Well, we do keep finding those old bones, and the Committee for Scientific Investigation of Claims of the Paranormal couldn"t find any explanation for the bloody finger paintings...

Ms. BoxJam: And James Randi said the million dollars was ours! Big deal! What do those losers know?