BoxJam: So, in elementary school, did you have to spend way too many hours singing "One Tin Soldier"?
Ms. BoxJam: No. We never sang that.
BoxJam: Sure you did. You know: "Listen, children, to a story, that was written long ago..."
Ms. BoxJam: Nope.
BoxJam: "'Bout a kingdom, on a mountain, and the valley-"
Ms. BoxJam: No!