Ms. BoxJam: I was at the grocery store when a fruit bat came up to me.
Ms. BoxJam: She asked me for some change so she could buy an apple
Ms. BoxJam: They say you should always be careful around strange animals, so I tried to get to an aisle with other shoppers, but she followed me...
BoxJam (singing): Came the answer, from the valley, mount your horses, draw your swords! And the kil-
[[Ms. BoxJam laser-eyes BoxJam throught the head]]
Ms. BoxJam: WE NEVER SANG "ONE TIN SOLDIER!"