BoxJam: I wiped hair off the bathroom floor.
Ms. BoxJam: You missed a lot.
[[BoxJam drops to his knees]]
BoxJam: YES! YES! YES! I am now infinitely hopeless, by virtue of disappointing everybody in every aspect of my life!
BoxJam: I do nothing but try to please, yet I fail utterly at work, with you, with the kids, my friends- everyone! The denominator is zero - my futility ratio is infinite!
[[BoxJam fist pumps]]
BoxJam: WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!
Ms. BoxJam: Your sarcasm needs work.