TV: Dear Tide, I never through I'd find myself writing to you, but here I am.

TV: I suppose I should tell you a bit about myself. I'm 24, blonde and svelte. My best friend is a 23 year old, raven haired cutie. It all began about a month ago when she was helping me with some yard work - lots of water and lots of mud!

BoxJam: Detergent commercials have gotten out of hand!

TV:... Before I knew it, she fell on top of me...