[[BoxJam's boat is sputtering]]
<<*SPUT* *SPUT* *COUGH* *DIE*>>
[[BoxJam leaves the boat docked and checks his pockets]]
<<*emptiness* *emptiness here, too*>>
[[A guy with a goatee and a beret walks past]]
BoxJam: Excuse me - I've run out of gas and forgot my wallet...could you spare some change for fuel?
[[The guy has an epiphany]]
Guy (singing): Yeah~ what a concept! I could use a little fuel myself~and we could ALL use a little chay-hange...
[[BoxJam has an epiphany]]
[[BoxJam roundhouses the guy in the head]]
<< BAM! >>