[[Mallethead and BoxJam ride on horseback. Inset reads "The Big Ant Drive"]]

BoxJam: S'then Letter-man took an 'I' from his varsity sweater, turning "lesson" into "lesion."

[[Inset reads "Suddenly!" BoxJam's horse has reared up]

Mallethead: THAT ANT'S GONE MAD!

BoxJam: He's scaring' my horse!

[[Inset reads "Instantly!"]]

BoxJam: This prize bull ant's rabid!

[[Inset reads "Regrettably!" Mallethead holds his hat to his heart. BoxJam is off-panel]]

{{ (Offscreen) BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! }}

[[Inset reads "Annoyingly!" They're riding along on the trail again]]

BoxJam: ...Took an 'M' from his varsity sweater, turning "Salisbury Steak" into "Salisbury Steam"!

Mallethead and both horses (thinking): Sheesh