Message: Today's strip courtesy of the fake Reg Smythe and the fake Mell Lazarus, who are fake life partners.
[[Andy Capp looks at Big Ben - midnight.]]
Andy: (thinking): Oh oh... I've really overdone it this time...
[[Same scene, but Andy no longer in the frame]]
Andy Capp (from below frame): Zed...zed...zed...
[[Andy Capp's House]]
Miss Peach kids: Is Bup ever coming home?
Flo: First ask me if I care...