Message: Today's strip courtesy of the fake Reg Smythe and the fake Mell Lazarus, who are fake life partners.

[[Andy Capp looks at Big Ben - midnight.]]

Andy: (thinking): Oh oh... I've really overdone it this time...

[[Same scene, but Andy no longer in the frame]]

Andy Capp (from below frame): Zed...zed...zed...

[[Andy Capp's House]]

Miss Peach kids: Is Bup ever coming home?

Flo: First ask me if I care...