Mallethead: Tell me the story again of how you have no answering machine.

BoxJam: Well, when we got married, my wife wanted an answering machine. I hate them. So I said, "Honey, why would I ever care about messages anymore? We live together; I don't care about messages that aren't from you, and none of them will be from you anymore!" and she bought that bill of goods, so we don't have an answering machine.

Mallethead: God I love that story.

BoxJam: Me too, Mallet, me too.