Ms. BoxJam: Tell me, now, does this dress make me look fat?

BoxJam: Uh, oh.

BoxJam: Gotta say something, but if I say the wrong thing, she'll get angry. Why does she have to put me in these situations?! Ahh! Now, don't panic, just say something nice, and she'll stop looking at you like that. Oh, good God, she wants an answer, ok, here goes...

BoxJam: No, your face does.

BoxJam (thinking): Oh for the love of God.