BoxJam: ... But I think that we'd want to move far south -- maybe Southern California -- before looting would stop working as a lifestyle. Winters would be a lot more manageable.

Ms. BoxJam: Moving in an otherwise dead world is risky, though -- the Rockies, vast desert in Nevada ...

BoxJam: Good point. We'll drive two trucks loaded with supplies, in case one breaks down.

Ms. BoxJam: Gas engine trucks. Finding diesel along the way will be just that much more of a headache.

BoxJam: U-Haul or Ryder, then. Should be easy enough to acquire.

Ms. BoxJam: It might be better in some remote place like Hawaii. A nuclear-powered sub wouldn't run out of fuel ...

BoxJam: Nuclear sub!? C'mon, let's be realistic ...

Ms. BoxJam: OK, sorry. I'll try to stay more grounded when discussing your "What If The Simpsons Halloween Episode Where A Neutron Bomb Destroys Everyone But Your Family" came true ...